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Shit Toilet
Even Shittier Service

I might have a degree but that doesn't matter since I'm not very good at this. YES! That is my toilet! My mom hasn't cleaned it yet!

Headshots and Portraits

$???

Each session includes full digital rights to digital photo files and approximately between 15 and 30 high-resolution photos.

How Many Outfits Maximum? 3 Outfits.

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BTS (Behind The Scenes) Photography

$???
This service includes high resolution digital files of photos taken during your film shoot. Digital rights go to the crew and cast of the film. Book A Call So I Can Give A Customized Quote/Price!
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Events

$???

Includes all high-resolution digital files and distribution rights to the event organizers and any guests.
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P.S. I haven't paid her back nor have I started a payment plan...

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Senior Portraits

$100

(20-40 photos) both with and without cap and gown.



This is after my dad hit me

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Retouching

$15

Includes any cosmetic edits you need for your photo.

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